This was in my graduating class newsletter and thought I would share the test with you. I completely failed them all.. LOL
The following short quiz consists of four questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be called a professional:
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put a elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator?" WRONG............Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an Animal Conference. All the animals attend--except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refreigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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