A Texas cowboy is drinking in a New
York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He
hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round
of drinks for everybody in the bar because, he
announces, his wife has just produced a typical Texas
baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that
any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the cowboy
just shrugs, "That's about average down home, folks...
like I said, my boy's a typical Texas baby boy."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many
exclamations of "WOW"! were heard. One woman actually
fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender
says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Texas
baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you?
Everybody 's been makin' bets about how big he'd be in
two weeks. We were gonna call you; so how much does he
weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. "What
happened? He already weighed
25 pounds the day he was born."
The cowboy takes a slow swig from his long-neck beer,
wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the
bartender and proudly says,.............. "Had him
circumcised."
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