A WASHINGTON POST columnist runs a column each summer listing
interesting WOMEN'S T-SHIRTS observed at the Ocean City, Maryland
beach.
I CHILDPROOFED MY HOUSE, BUT THEY STILL GET IN.
(On the front) 60 IS NOT OLD.... (On the back) IF YOU'RE A TREE.
I'M STILL HOT... IT JUST COMES IN FLASHES.
AT MY AGE, GETTING LUCKY; MEANS FINDING MY CAR IN THE PARKING LOT.
MY REALITY CHECK JUST BOUNCED.
LIFE IS SHORT. MAKE FUN OF IT.
I'M NOT 50.... I'M $49.95 PLUS TAX.
ANNAPOLIS--A DRINKING TOWN WITH A SAILOR PROBLEM.
I NEED SOMEBODY BAD... ARE YOU BAD?
PHYSICALLY PFFFFFT!
BUCKLE UP. IT MAKES IT HARDER FOR THE ALIENS TO
SNATCH YOU FROM YOUR CAR.
I'M NOT A SNOB. I'M JUST BETTER THAN YOU ARE.
IT'S MY CAT'S WORLD. I'M JUST HERE TO OPEN CANS.
EARTH IS THE INSANE ASYLUM OF THE UNIVERSE.
KEEP STARING.... I MAY DO A TRICK.
WE GOT RID OF THE KIDS. THE CAT WAS ALLERGIC.
DANGEROUSLY UNDER-MEDICATED.
MY MIND WORKS LIKE LIGHTNING. ONE BRILLIANT FLASH AND IT'S GONE.
EVERY TIME I HEAR THE DIRTY WORD; EXERCISE , I WASH MY MOUTH OUT WITH
CHOCOLATE.
CATS REGARD PEOPLE AS WARM-BLOODED FURNITURE.
LIVE YOUR LIFE SO THAT WHEN YOU DIE, THE PREACHER WILL NOT HAVE TO
TELL LIES AT YOUR FUNERAL.
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