The computer's swallowed Grandma
Yes, honestly, it's true
She pressed 'Control' and 'Enter'
and disappeared from view.
It's devoured her completely
The thought just makes me squirm
Maybe she's caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.
I've searched through the Recycle Bin
and files of every kind
I've even used the internet
But nothing did I find.
In desperation I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine
The reply from him was negative
Not a thing was found 'Online'.
So, if inside your 'In Box'
My Grandma you should see
Please 'Scan', 'Copy' and 'Paste' her
in an e-mail back to me.
Valerie Waite,
Belper,Derbyshire
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