"Van Gogh Family Tree"

After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:

His obnoxious brother - Please Gogh.

The brother who ate prunes - Gotta Gogh.

The brother who worked at a convenience store - Stopn Gogh.

The grandfather from Yugoslavia - U Gogh.

The brother who bleached his clothes white - Hue Gogh.

The dizzy aunt - Verti Gogh.

The cousin from Illinois - Chica Gogh.

His magician uncle - Wherediddy Gogh.

His Mexican cousin - Ami Gogh.

The Mexican cousin's American half brother - Grin Gogh.

The nephew who drove a stagecoach - Wellsfar Gogh.

The constipated uncle - Can't Gogh.

The ballroom dancing aunt - Tane Gogh.

The bird lover uncle - Flamin Gogh.

His nephew psychoanalyst - E Gogh.

The fruit loving cousin - Mane Gogh.

The aunt who taught positive thinking - Wayto Gogh.

The little nephew - Poe Gogh.

His sister who loved disco - Go Gogh.

And his niece who traveled the country in a van - Winniebay Gogh.


Picture is "Roses" by Vincent van Gogh



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